May 21st with 417 notes | reblog

so i basically feel like crap

and i’m trying to not go on the computer so much because it hurts my eyes (because i’m secretly an old man hahah) so i might not be on for a while but i’ll probably end up on the computer all day tomorrow because yolo

May 20th | reblog

(Source: youhaveinspiredme)

May 20th with 3,812 notes | reblog

neekaisweird:

(by neekaisweird)

May 20th with 33 notes | reblog

May 20th with 56,130 notes | reblog

#i can’t get over this admitted nerd being our president

#i bet obama has loki feels too

#He totally wants Tony and Steve to be together too

#Hey Mr President #Invade Britain whenever you want #Back door’s open

#hey man #You know I wouldn’t mind if you just decided to rule the world #it’s cool with us #just go ahead

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May 20th with 34,964 notes | reblog

neekaisweird:

(by neekaisweird)

May 20th with 55 notes | reblog

‎1950's lyrics: Love me tender, love me true, all my dreams fulfilled. For, my darling, I love you, and I always will.
1960's lyrics: When the girl in your arms is the girl in your heart, then you've got everything.
1970's lyrics: I hope you don't mind that I put down in words, how wonderful life is while you're in the world.
2012 lyrics: Almost drowned in her pussy so I swam to her butt.